Calling all friends and families, doctors suits from the $2 Shop, and an art department willing to carve brined flesh into a pair of jandals.

This creative was cooked up for shits n' gigs. Realised in the common kiwi experience of glazing the beast in a hot oven, on a hot summer day, moments before the thin veneer of Best Behaviour at a family gathering is swept away by one too many chardonnays.